"Using its patented, copyrighted techniques, you can overcome every obstacle in your life."

Groom them, feed them, keep them as pets.

Collection of humor about Scientology.

Wicked parody of the infamous Make Money Fast chain letter.

Xenu, the galactic overlord himself, goes trick or treating.

What a difference one letter makes. Free personality test to every season ticket holder at what will now be called Elron Field.

Presented by Fade to Black.

The layout is the familiar Scientology personal-page-in-a-box, but the content is something you will never see on a Scientologist's web site.

A quiz which tests the ability to distinguish between quotes from Scientologist scripture and a tabloid.

Weekly (or not) cartoon criticism of Scientology.

Tuxology applied religious herring technology has answers that lead to higher states of existence, better dental hygiene, and really good herring.

Sean Ellis has some advice for Scientologists.

Suggested by readers of TopFive.com, inspired by the Church of Scientology's release of an album with lyrics by L. Ron Hubbard.