Crapola Web Translator
Translates web pages to a variety of dialects.
Crazy Sytes
View the web in the style of words cut out from newspaper headlines. Enter any URL.
Funkatizer
Choose from Valley Girl, Swedish Chef, Germanish and many more funkatized translations.
Lamerizer
Lamerize your name by having it changed from letters to lamerized letters, numbers, and symbols.
PT Distorter
Distorts English-language web sites by substituting words with related ones.)
The BurnMeister
Transforms personal email and correspondence into foul-mouthed, anger-filled rants.
The Chomskybot
Generates random paragraphs that hover at the edge of understandability, in the style of renowned linguist Noam Chomsky.
The Daily Exclaimer
Visitors can create a fictitious news article about a person of their choice.
The Dialectizer
Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.
The Scramblizer
Scrambles websites by rearranging the middle parts of words while leaving the first and last letters in place.
The Universal Translator
Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, aussie, cockney and redneck.