Affected Area
"Last week has seen a huge rise in psychotherapy cases."
All-Time High
"My whole life seems to be just a long string of code."
Amulet of Yendor
"NetHack! Now that's a game with real depth."
At Your Service
"Thanks for covering for me."
Believe Me
"I think I'll be an orc tourist."
Builds Character
"I want to talk to you about this NetHack thing."
Do You Want to Learn?
"I'm going to teach you ... about being a sysadmin."
Doesn't Take Much
"The hydro company's sending someone out here to fix things."
Ghost of @Home Past
"Could I have a moment of your time?"
Grip on Reality
"Those beer kegs were cool but ... seeing purple apes?"
More Important Tasks
"Managing tech products falls within my purview."
Next Week's Spam
"That's an odd looking screen."
Playing NetHack
"So this is where you dorks hang out now?"
QuakeHack
"So you guys will develop my game for me?"
Real Evil
"This NetHack game it is borink."
This Web Design Thing
"Aren't you smart."
Treated to a Meal
"He said he was going out for something to eat."
You're My Avatar?
"I'm the ASCII character that represents you in NetHack."