Fortran
Lyrics of song "Pressure", by Billy Joel, adapted to Fortran.
Fortran Purity Test
Humorous quiz for Fortran programmers.
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Explains why Real Programmers use Fortran.
Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
Poem about structured programming and Fortran.
The Story of Mel
Claims that real men write not in Fortran, or assembler, but machine language.