A tongue in cheek come on to become one with Cthulhu before it's too late.

Offers Lovecraft-and-coffee-inspired humor, among other things.

Information on the Cthulhu For President campaign, limericks, jokes, and an archive of material from alt.sex.cthulhu.

Featuring Cthulhu-oriented comic strips and crafts patterns.

"A Small Sacrifice for Knowledge." Learn about the college, buy alumni merchandise, or apply for admission.

Includes a course catalog, faculty directory, and events calendar.

Parody by Steven Harris.